[Verse 1] At twelve years old, I made a list A hundred things I couldn’t miss Like win a belt—just one would do So I went and got myself sixteen, too Wanted tattoos? Just a few Now I’m covered head to toe with one or two Be a pro athlete? Sounded cool I’ve been one since 2014—no big deal [Pre-Chorus] I thought if I just chased enough I’d finally feel like I was *enough* [Chorus] Bucket list: complete Living life list: whoops Turns out dreams don’t fill the void They just cost more than they’re worth I had it all by twenty-seven Now I’m thirty and enlightened Turns out chasing stuff is fine But I missed the part where I felt alive [Verse 2] Two girlfriends? Check that box Now I’m married and she still thinks I rock College degrees? Got two for fun Associates and Bachelor’s—flex and done Reality TV? Ink Master, bro With a tramp stamp White House for the show Nickelodeon? Yeah, I took the fall Crashletes. Backflip. Gronk laughed at it all [Pre-Chorus 2] I stacked achievements like they’d save me Turns out they mostly just aged me [Chorus] Bucket list: complete Living life list: glitching Chased my dreams like Pokémon But forgot I’m not 10 and still wishing Had it all by twenty-seven But goals don’t hug you when you’re slippin’ Turns out what I really need Is toast, some air, and Kayla with me [Bridge – Spoken/Deadpan] Yeah, I did it. Got the belts. Got the scars. Got the views. Got the degrees. Got the crash. Got the colon slightly used. Went viral. Stayed straight edge. Inked my soul 106 times. And now? I smile at squirrels. I breathe slow. I toast bread. Guess that’s the dream. [Verse 3 – Sincere but still smirking] I made it through stuff that should’ve cracked me Fought fights that couldn’t distract me Now I wake up just tryna be More than a list made by younger me Learnin’ how to live is the real win Not the checklist, not the fake grin If I peak at breakfast time Just know—I finally got it right [Final Chorus] Bucket list: complete Living life list: loading Turns out peace don’t come from flash It’s from the people who keep you going Had it all by twenty-seven Now I’m thirty, still unfolding Turns out the ultimate dream Is just to *be*—and actually mean it [Outro – spoken] Dillon. D-Boy. Masington. Bucket list? Yeah… done. Living life? Still buffering…
