Affirmative

Na na... Really? (na na) …yeah. (ooh) Indeed, unquestionably, Whoa... Without a shred of... of..... of... of doubt, (mmm) I’ve analysed the evidence And mapped the whole thing out... out... out (whoa!) Whoa... Irrefutably certain, Na na... No ambiguity remains, I cross-examined reason (yeah!) (aaaaah) Now it’s rattling in my... my brain A-A-And if you need clarification, (hey!) Or a supplementary sign, (whoa) Or a notarised declaration Oooh... Bound and filed in triplicate form tonight— (aaaaah) Affirmative Positively definitive Hey... Ceremonially articulate Yeah... Absurdly overqualified (oh) Affirmative Incontrovertibly sensitive (ah) To To every possible interpretation interpretation interpretation... interpretation..... int- interpretation... interpretation Aah... Of a simple “yes” reply Yeah... Contextually appropriate, Philosophically sound, I reviewed the situation From the ceiling to the ground (hey!) Logically coherent, (ah...) (na na) Practically... Practically... Practically aligned, No semantic contradiction (mmm) That a mortal soul could find (na na) And if there’s s-s-s-still confusion, Ah... If t-t-t-t-the matter’s somehow grey, I could cou- cou- cou- could....... could could draft a forty-page appendix (ooh...) Just to say— (oooh) Affirmative (oooh) Unreserved and limitless Yeah... With certitudinal conviction conviction conviction... conviction... con- con- conviction (hey) Stacked a thousand stories high Affirmative (la la...) Hyper-verbal and ridiculous (la la...) Oooh... Like I’m defending a dissertation On agreeing with a guy (la la...) No hesitation No reservation (ah) No hidden clause (na na) No No No No No No complication No footnote (oooh...) (oh) No asterisk Oh... No No... No cosmic twist No analyst (na na...) Just— (yeah!) Hey... YES YES- YES YES- YES- YES “Really?” (oooh...) “…mate, obviously.” (mmm...) (aah) Affirmative Oh... Comically superlative superlative Every possible parameter Hey... Returns the same reply Affirmative (yeah!) La la... Needlessly exhaustive Hey... For a question that that tha- that could honestly (na na) Be a-a-answered with: Mmm... “Aye.”