[Verse 1] [Sung slowly] I know that somewhere~ He's looking out too~ The man of my dreams~ I'm waitin' for you~ [Short Instrumental] [Verse 2] He'll lay my heart bare~ With just one "I love you"~ I just know he cares~ And he'll make my dreams come true~ [Bridge] Who is this you say, that makes me feel this way? Well... [Instrumental] [Chorus] Women love him -- and fish fear him Fork-lift certified, work-place demon He'd rip a blue ribbon on the front lawn Twenty-one shots and still going strong Can't sleep without a night light on Man of my dreams-- don't make me wait long~ [Instrumental] [Chorus] Women love him -- and fish fear him Fork-lift certified, work-place demon He'd rip a blue ribbon on the front lawn Twenty-one shots and still going strong Can't sleep without a night light on Man of my dreams-- don't make me wait long~ [Verse 3] [Somber, Slow Verse] On~ every image board I see you~ Arguing with them, why not me too~ I know that tin foil hat keeps your brain safe~ So please invite me back to your place~ [Verse 4] [Happy] Cooking -- and cleaning, leave it all to me! I've got your tendies, -- with mac n' cheese Fighting -- on Twitter? God, you're so noble! Get 'em baby, down the rabbit hole [Chorus 2] Women love him -- and fish fear him Deep state fightin', only he can see them Says no to woke, he's not a pawn Online arguments still going strong Cries about Confederate songs Man of my dreams-- don't make me wait long~ Man of my dreams-- don't make me wait long~
