I have a friend, his name is Lucas. he hates the beans, and he hates the future. musical revolutions come and go. but the beans are forever, I'm telling you bro! we used to write all these songs about cousins then we got drunk and recorded dozens. I don't know why the songs didn't sell and there's a saying I've heard, now hear it well. don't hate the beans beans beans because the beans beans don't hate you! don't be beaning publicly or the bean squad might bean you. if you see a can of beans you know it to be true so grab a spoon and eat them cold because the beans sure do love you. folks these days don't understand nor do they try to. that a can of beans in my hand is better than a shoe. once you eaten most of them beans and find some glue. you can turn that tin can into a pair of Air Force ones that are blue. don't hate the beans beans beans because the beans beans don't hate you! don't be beaning publicly or the bean squad might bean you. if you see a can of beans you know it to be true so grab a spoon and eat them cold because the beans sure do love you. bean champions been champions forever. been championing beans since like forever. be the champion of beans right now not never. be the champion of beans down to the letter. (bridge, spoken word) now Lucas, I need you to listen. Lucas, are you listening? I know you hate beans. and I've told the beans that you hate them too. the beans aren't happy man, you've gotta start writing songs about beans real soon or they're gonna come after you and me both. the bean squad is real, they're the most violent beans of them all, even more than soy beans. we've gotta watch out man, please make some songs about beans before they find us..... I think I can hear them coming. the tin cans are getting louder. start writing songs about beans Lucas please it's the only way. they've found me. (gargled scream) don't hate the beans beans beans because the beans beans don't hate you! don't be beaning publicly or the bean squad might bean you. if you see a can of beans you know it to be true. so grab a spoon and eat them cold because the beans sure do love you. the beans sure do love you the beans might be on the way
