Supervillain Support Group

(Verse 1) Dr. Disaster: I built a death ray—twice, no less, But my minions made a giant mess! Spilled coffee on the control panel board, Now it just makes cats dance... what a chore! Shadow Queen: I tried to block the sun with gloom, But a rookie hero brightened the room. Now my lair is full of daffodils— Who knew evil came with unpaid bills? (Pre-Chorus) We sit in a circle, we share, and we heal, World domination’s just part of the deal. Our therapist nods, takes notes in her book, Saying, “Let’s unpack why your plans never cook.” (Chorus) Welcome to the Supervillain Support Group! We vent, we cry, then we regroup. No more capes in the laundry pile— It’s hard to conquer when you’re in denial! We’re not bad, we’re just misunderstood, Trying our best to be evil… if we could! (Verse 2) The Mad Inventor: I designed a robot army of doom, But now they just vacuum the living room. They unionized too! Said, “We deserve breaks,” Now all they do is bake birthday cakes. The Flame Fox: I’ve got fire powers and villainous flair, But I can't ever get helmet hair to behave or repair. My nemesis? Not a hero, not cops— It’s humidity, man, and tangled locks! (Pre-Chorus) We come to this meeting, we rant, and we rave, Not every villain wants a hero to save. We all share snacks—who brought the dip? Oops, looks like Slime Master’s losing his grip! (Chorus) Welcome to the Supervillain Support Group! We vent, we cry, then we regroup. No more henchmen with a dental plan— Turns out villainy’s tougher than we planned! We’re not bad, we’re just misunderstood, Trying our best to be evil… if we could! (Bridge) Therapist (spoken): “Let’s practice some mindful villainy— You don’t always need lasers to feel free. Deep breath, now—say it with me: ‘Not every scheme needs TNT.’” (Breakdown) (Energetic instrumental with jazzy kazoos, slap bass, and villainous cackling) All: Mwahaha... wait, not like that. Let’s try again with a more subtle laugh! (Final Chorus) Welcome to the Supervillain Support Group! We vent, we cry, then we regroup. Our schemes might flop, our bots might sing, But hey, failure’s just part of the thing! We’re not bad, we’re just misunderstood, Doing our best—and that’s pretty good! (Outro) (Echoing voices, fading out) “Next week’s topic: Handling hero rejection... and snack rotation.”