[Verse 1] You do stupid things When you’re in love Wait for you in the cold rain Wait hours for a “maybe” date Cry over a text that never came [Verse 2] You do horrible things When you’re in love Beg for attention Double, triple text Say “I’m fine” while clearly dying inside [Verse 3] You do terrible things When you’re in love Wait for you online Write damn poems I never sent Love you for your maybes Believe you’ll change [Verse 4] You do creepy things When you’re in love Make excuses for red flags Forgive way too fast Even change your personality ⸻ [Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, so stupid Stupid things, horrible love Crying myself to sleep Terrible, terrible, terrible love Waiting for a miracle to save me Creepy, self-pity, poor, stupid me You do stupid things when you’re in love ⸻ [Bridge] And the Oscar goes to… “Stupid Me” Imagined and directed by stupid IKE In a category forever known as: Stupid, horrible, terrible, creepy (Aaaah!) ⸻ [Final Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, so stupid Stupid things, horrible love Crying myself to sleep Terrible, terrible, terrible love Waiting for a miracle to save me Creepy, self-pity, poor, stupid me You do stupid things when you’re in love
