[Intro] Drinkin' and spellcastin' is very bad. I learned that shit the hard way. ... So tonight... I ain't spellcastin'. (Hehehe) Pour that shit! [Beat Drop] [Verse 1] One, here come the two to the three Stoner boys Sandro got the green, pump that motherfuckin' noise Sunan hit the jug, Jimmy snortin' that white Three fucked-up homies gonna do this shit right (Light that shit!) Jim say, “Takin' it easy” — heard that shit before Ten minutes later, motherfucker want more Sunan hit a line, now he loud as fuck Me? Blunt in my mouth, got the liquor in my cup Crag got a keg, big boy wanna stunt Says he'll drink the whole shit — yeah, get it cunt Jenova gettin' loose, got that evil-ass grin Startin' some shit just to watch it begin Anga got the weed, Mephala gettin' high Now they kissin' and shit — damn son, that's alright Ossir roll through already lookin' to score Horny motherfucker ain't been here a minute — want more (Goddamn, boy!) [Chorus] Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) [Verse 2] Two, here come the three to the four, get live Rissa said, “Just one” — Jim poured her number five Bestie got her loose, now she feelin' that shit You wanna hang with Jimmy? Better learn to commit (Drink that shit!) Theo want his tea and a book somewhere But Rissa lookin' fine, so the old boy there Throws another back, tries to act real slick Face sayin' “I'm good,” legs sayin' “Fuck this shit” Tazar got brave with some booze in his chest Tellin' Rissa she lookin' particularly blessed Theo see that shit, grip tight on his drink (Easy, old man...) Boy don't know what to think Tsani started sober, keepin' fools in line Couple drinks later — “Strip poker, at nine?” CCs in the back say the drinkin' ain't smart Cat and Chris sober— Man, don't fuckin' start! [Chorus] Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) [Verse 3] Three, here come the four to the five, get lit Jimmy fuckin' wired, don't know where his shirt is Eyes big as fuck, hands all in his hair Flirtin' with every motherfucker standin' there Booze, weed, coke — boy hittin' all three (Damn Jim, leave some fuckin' drugs for me!) Sunan right there and my boy can't chill Talkin' mad fuckin' shit, lookin' ready to kill “BLACK MAMBA!” — yeah, there that shit go (Calm the fuck down, homie—) Nah, give him some more I'm drunk as fuck, probably shouldn't cast shit Last time I did that got my ass fuckin' kicked Said I'd learned my lesson, swore that this was it— ... Yeah, nah, Fuck it. (CAST THAT SHIT!) Crag killed the keg, still huntin' for booze Jenova startin' fights just to see who gon' lose Anga and Meph gettin' nasty out back Ossir like, “Sup?” — man, that's his whole fuckin' act Rissa gettin' loose, Tsani wildin' with the crew Theo hangin' tough like he fuckin' twenty-two CCs say, “Enough, this shit's gone too far!” Fuck that, homie— Look how happy we are! [Final Chorus] Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced (Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced) [Outro] Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced... Everybody at the church gettin' shit-faced... ... Except the fuckin' CCs. Squares.
