[Intro] [Verse] Imagine a scrawny bean-like magic man Imagine A robe made of old lentil cans Mythical Strangest bean creature in town Magical Defecates beans all around Watch out! (It's The Wizard of the beans) [Chorus] Wizard, oh Wizard, He's got a bean in his hand Wizard, oh Wizard You wouldn't understand Wizard, oh Wizard, What does this all mean? Wizard, oh Wizard He's The Wizard of Beans B-b-b-b-b-b Beans B-b-b-b-b-b Beans [Verse] Unexpected Collects them by all means Protected are his pockets, lined with beans When he talks Beans fall from his chin When he walks You can't see where the beans begin Look out! (It's The Wizard of the beans) [Chorus] Wizard, oh Wizard, Lentils on the floor Wizard, oh Wizard Beans you won't eat anymore Wizard, oh Wizard, Black, brown and green Wizard, oh Wizard He's The Wizard of Beans B-b-b-b-b-b Beans B-b-b-b-b-b Beans [Breakdown] Make a wish he'll fart a bean into your hand then straight into your heart A scent you understand Soybean oil in his eyes Heart is shaped like kidney beans Harrowing sound he cries He'll eat them in your dreams Watch out! (It's The Wizard of the beans) [Chorus/Outro] [Powerful] Wizard, oh Wizard, Bean juice in his eyes Wizard, oh Wizard Casserole bean surprise Wizard, oh Wizard, No one can hear you scream Wizard, oh Wizard He's the ultimate-powerful-super-unstoppable-invincible-angry-humble-all-knowing-beast-of-reality-hungry-for-power-unforgiving-madman-evil-grumpy-destroy-everyone-and-the-earth-for-his-own-personal-interests-mega-bean-man-masterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr He's The Wizard of Beans
