He said "Step right in" I said "Step right where" His machine looked like a toaster with a wild-eyed stare Wires sparking Smoke in the air "Don’t worry kid Science doesn’t care" Zap zap zap I’m in a trap Oh Shoo-wop-a-loo-la Where’s my map I got one hand here One foot there Oh Shoo-wop-a-loo-la My head’s nowhere He had a laugh like a creaky hinge His goggles screamed "I’m unhinged" "Teleportation’s just a cinch" Then he flipped the switch and I felt the pinch I’m half a cat I’m half a man Oh shoo-wop-a-loo-la This wasn’t the plan Zap zap zap I’m in a trap Oh Shoo-wop-a-loo-la Where’s my map I got three arms now One’s a claw Oh Shoo-wop-a-loo-la Science broke the law His hair caught fire His grin got wide He yelled "This is genius Hold on for the ride!" But my face is on my elbow My toes on my side Oh Shoo-wop-a-loo-la I wanna hide
