[Intro] Man, I swear… every time I think I found the one, Something just ain’t right. I ain't picky, but… c’mon. [Hook] I be fallin’ in love, then I’m gone real quick They all got something weird, I just can’t commit One had a third toe longer than the rest One smelled like coins, had to leave, no text On to the next, yeah, I gotta stay movin’ Ain’t no love song, this just self-improvin’ I try so hard, but it always go left Guess I’ll keep lookin’ ‘til there ain’t none left [Verse 1] Met this girl named Jessica, thought she was winnin’ 'Til she laughed like a dolphin—man, I had to keep swimmin’ Then I met Bianca, she was bad like whoa 'Til she told me she collects human teeth… uh, no Then I had a thing with Taylor, man, she had that glow 'Til she told me, “I don’t ever wash my pillows” Sabrina was a dime, yeah, she had me obsessed 'Til I found out she got my name tattooed on her ex [Hook] I be fallin’ in love, then I’m gone real quick They all got something weird, I just can’t commit One had a third toe longer than the rest One smelled like coins, had to leave, no text On to the next, yeah, I gotta stay movin’ Ain’t no love song, this just self-improvin’ I try so hard, but it always go left Guess I’ll keep lookin’ ‘til there ain’t none left [Verse 2] Now I’m chillin’ with Mariah, think I found my match 'Til she said she only showers when Mercury’s attached Then I met Vanessa, swear she looked like a queen 'Til she told me she don’t blink, like… ever. Know what I mean? Katie was a baddie, yeah, she had me real tight 'Til she whispered in my ear, “I don’t trust daylight” Met a girl named Julie, curves like a racetrack But she only spoke in riddles, had to Google how to chat [Bridge] Man, I just need a normal one, With regular feet, Who showers… and blinks. Is that too much to ask?! [Hook] I be fallin’ in love, then I’m gone real quick They all got something weird, I just can’t commit One had a third toe longer than the rest One smelled like coins, had to leave, no text On to the next, yeah, I gotta stay movin’ Ain’t no love song, this just self-improvin’ I try so hard, but it always go left Guess I’ll keep lookin’ ‘til there ain’t none left [Outro] Guess I’ll stay single, man, this world too wild 'Til I find a girl who don’t whisper to dolls at night Yup, that happened once too… Man, I gotta go!
