I'm In a Country Song!

[Music Intro] [Verse 1] My truck broke down. I'm workin too hard. My dog ran off. The bank's takin the farm. My woman left town. She ain't comin back. My paycheck sucks. My bills are stacked. [pre chorus] I ain't got a clue to why things keep goin south. Things are fallin apart every time I turn around. oh oh oh [Chorus] Ain't nothing goin right. Oh, everything's wrong. oh oh oh but I think I figured it out. (Damn) I'm in a country song! [Verse 2] Ran outta beer. My tire's flat. Ain't got a spare. Can't find a jack. My fishin pole it snapped in half Rain's comin down Can't help but laugh. [pre chorus] I ain't got a clue to why things keep goin south. Things are fallin apart every time I turn around. oh oh oh [Chorus] Ain't nothing goin right. Oh, everything's wrong. oh oh oh I think I figured it out. (Damn) I'm in a country song! [guitar solo] [Verse 3] Can't find a ride Down to the bar. I can't walk cause it's too far. I ripped a boot My buckle broke I found a hole inside my boat. [pre chorus] I ain't got a clue to why things keep goin south. Things are fallin apart every time I turn around. oh oh oh [Chorus] Ain't nothing goin right. Oh, everything's wrong. oh oh oh I think I figured it out. (Damn) I'm in a country song! [guitar solo] [Verse 4] I locked my keys inside my house I had to break My window out. My favorite shirt has got a stain. whoever wrote this song. Well, they're to blame. [pre chorus] I ain't got a clue to why things keep goin south. Things are fallin apart every time I turn around. oh oh oh [Chorus] Ain't nothing goin right. Oh, everything's wrong. oh oh oh I think I figured it out. (Damn) I'm in a country song! [guitar solo] [pre chorus] I ain't got a clue to why things keep goin south. Things are fallin apart every time I turn around. oh oh oh [Chorus] Ain't nothing goin right. Oh, everything's wrong. oh oh oh I think I figured it out. (Damn) I'm in a country song! Oh oh oh I'm in a country song. [music outtro] [end]