cory and charlie born of the wolf pack left in the woods to die by a mysterious basket raised by wolves and raised by lesbians what do you get some kinda wolf man lesbian thats what cory is in a nutshell how did i get into this nutshell austin powers baby warby parker baby cory was an inside job his real name is fuckin warby parker why does it say nice to see you when he opens his glasses cause hes literally a british spy hes basically fuckin james bond this whole thing was planned and already executed hes just coming down from it coming back to reality slowly but surely so that it doesn’t kill him just enough truth that he can handle day by day day by day just like his sobriety just like his sobriety cause alchohol is poison and these people aren’t slaves but those people were slave owners and treated everyone like slaves see how they are see how he is they say cory stop messing with the slaves they try to kill him he goes they’re people and they go nope and he goes uh homeless people are people and they go nope see how it is see how they are see how he is judge should just look at em and be like guilty hes gonna get through this and hes gonna never talk to any of em ever again village my ass village of absolute bullshit lies and fuckin evil fuckin behavior ya’ll lost the plot with your fucking greed FUCK YOU sploge this is what happens when a good genius is born into an evil family of absolute assholes
