I wake up, coffee IV drip, headset on, Dial #1, they're gone before I say where I'm from. Dial #2 says, “He moved to Bali in ‘22,” Dial #3? “Call back in 3000, maybe I’ll talk to you.” 🎶 *100 dials and a dream,* Just tryna make that pipeline gleam. Getting ghosted, roasted, sent to spam, “Lose my number,” ma’am?! DAMN. 100 times a day I try, “Not the right time,” “Nice try,” “Goodbye!” But maybe Dial 87’s the one, Till then I’ll keep smilin’ and dialing for fun. 🎶 One guy said, “Try again in 10 years,” Another whispered, “Call me never” through tears. I pitched grants, compliance, real-time GL, She said, “I’m in payroll, and also — what’s Sage Intact, what the hell?” Oh the hang-ups, the rage clicks, the bots, I’m in a sales Groundhog Day, connecting dots. They say “B D R” means grit and grace, But I'm just out here getting ghosted… with a smile on my face 😅 🎶 *100 dials and a vibe,* “Leave me alone!” they cry, I thrive. One more “Not now,” “Who gave you this phone?” But then one sweet “Tell me more…” *I’m not alone.* 🥹 So here’s to the BDRs bold and true, Who sell cloud accounting like it’s fine fondue. You hang up, we level up — it’s our scene, Just 100 dials and a dream. 🎶
