[Intro] [Record scratch, followed by a slightly off-key vocal sample of a rooster crowing and an air horn] [Verse 1] Yo! Check the microphone, one two, what is this? It's the O.D.D., ain't no need for a kiss! I walked in the joint, it was lookin' kinda dim, Like a refrigerator without nothin' within! My stomach grumblin', my head kinda low, But I smelled the funk, and I knew where to go! Stepped through the doorway, past the grumpy bouncer, I got my lucky charm, my favorite pouncer! Lookin' for the bass, the speakers to rumble, Bee Swarm is forever, you ain't seen me stumble! Now I'm in the buildin', the energy's risin', I'm lookin' at the ceiling, I'm super-surprisin'! [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, you thought it was dead, you thought it was slow, But you got the wrong flow, baby, watch this show! [Hook - Sung/Shouted with a gravelly, slurred voice] Ooh baby, baby, it's a happy time! Dirty's in the house, so you know it's a crime... To be sittin' down, when the sound is so loud! Throw your hands up, now you're with the crowd! [Air horn blast] NOW THE PARTY STARTS! Yeah, it's true! Ol' Dirty is here, just for me and for you! Get loose! Get wild! Don't you try to be cool! Dirty's here to party, breakin' all the rules! [Verse 2] I got a dollar and a dream, and some chicken wings, See a fly honey, what joy she brings! I'm spinnin' 'round the dance floor like a dizzy fool, Sweat drippin' down, but I'm keepin' it cool [in my mind]! Got my bottle of brew, sippin' slow and steady, Like a cartoon character, I'm always ready! You can't stop the vibe, you can't block the sound, This is the dirtiest party in the whole town! I'm talkin' 'bout confetti, I'm talkin' 'bout cake, My body's got the rhythm, give me a shake! From the front to the back, I see all my peoples, We ain't talkin' politics, we ain't talkin' steeples! [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, you thought it was dead, you thought it was slow, But you got the wrong flow, baby, watch this show! [Hook - Sung/Shouted with a gravelly, slurred voice] Ooh baby, baby, it's a happy time! Dirty's in the house, so you know it's a crime... To be sittin' down, when the sound is so loud! Throw your hands up, now you're with the crowd! [Air horn blast] NOW THE PARTY STARTS! Yeah, it's true! Ol' Dirty is here, just for me and for you! Get loose! Get wild! Don't you try to be cool! Dirty's here to party, breakin' all the rules! [Outro - Ad-libbed over a fading beat and crazy laughter] Yeah! Hahaha! O.D.D.! Keep the music playin'! Don't stop! Get me some pizza! Dirty baby! One more beer! You know the deal! Bee Swarm! Peace! Ason Unique! [Beat fades out with a final, slightly panicked "Eeeeh-HAH!"]
