{instrumental Intro] [Chorus] Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe (pa-ra-ra) [Verse 1] She's been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow [Verse 2] When we found her, Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack, She has hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back, [Chorus] Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe, (pa-ra-ra) [Verse 3] Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well, See him in there watchin' football , Playin' cards and drinkin' beer with cousin Belle, [Verse 4] It's not Christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black, And we just can't help but wonder, Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Send them back?) [Chorus] Oh, grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and grandpa, we believe [Verse 5] Now the goose is on the table, And the pudding made of fig, And a blue and silver candles, That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig [Verse 6] I've warned all my friends and neighbours, Better watch out for yourselves , "They should never give a licence, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves" [Chorus] Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and grandpa, we believe, (pa-ra-ra) But as for me and grandpa, we believe, (pa-ra-ra) Yes, as for me and grandpa we believe (La-la-la, la-la-la) (La, la, la, la, la)
