The Chamber Pot Tragedy

[Verse] He stumbled through halls so wide so cold A jester in a suit too big to hold With dreams that stretched beyond his reach The lessons life would never teach [Prechorus] A shadow lurked where the light should gleam Reality sharp enough to shatter the dream [Chorus] Oh Intern X your story’s not long A stumble a fall where it all went wrong The chamber pot waits with its cruel design A watery grave where stars won’t shine [Verse 2] David Stratford’s chamber sat like a throne Porcelain cruel and chilled to the bone A slip a gasp a fate so dire Ambition drowned in a pot of mire [Prechorus] The echoes screamed as silence grew A crownless king in a royal stew [Chorus] Oh Intern X your story’s not long A stumble a fall where it all went wrong The chamber pot waits with its cruel design A watery grave where stars won’t shine