It's A Tragic Date

[Very Long Instrumental Intro] [Instrumental Break] [Intro] Oohhhhhh yeah... Uh! Woo! Ha-ha-ha-ha... but THIS AIN’T FUNNY! [Verse1] This ain’t funny — not my scene, You showed up late and acted mean. This ain’t funny — what a mess, Worst first date? Girl, I confess! This ain’t funny — honey please, You made the waiter call the police! This ain’t funny — just my luck, You talked through dinner, then asked for a truck! (Oh no... oh no...) [Instrumental Break] This! Ain’t! Funny! (No-no-no!) This! Ain’t! Funny! (Not even close!) This! Ain’t! Funny! (What did I do?) This ain’t funny — but it might be... you. [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] This ain’t funny — it’s a tragic date, You missed the vibe, and showed up late, This ain’t funny — I wore heels for this, You brought a coupon... then tried to kiss! (Whoa-ohhh!) This ain’t funny, baby — not one bit! Somebody boogie me outta this ditch! [Instrumental Interlude] [Chorus] This ain’t funny — it's a dating crime You killed the mood in record time This ain’t funny — what a wild ordeal Next time I’m dining alone — for real! (Ooooooh noooo!) This ain’t funny, honey — just absurd You’re the worst date I’ve ever heard! [Outro ] (“You showed up with roller skates and no cash... Tried to moonwalk out the restaurant bill? Boy, bye.”) This... ain’t... funny! [Instrumental Outro] [End with a dramatic final chord] [Song End] [short Instrumental Outro] [Song End]