Oh, this is going to be spectacular. You stepped right onto the rusty old frame Trying so hard to rewrite my local name You missed the marker, you tripped on the floor Now you are sliding right out of the door Look at you stumble, look at you shake Pop the corn, pop the corn, come and look at the view Pop the corn cause I'm watching the disaster that's you Kick back the seat, open the tin Sit in the shade and enjoy the spin Pour on the butter, sweeten the pot Look at you tangle yourself in a knot Gobbling it down while you're losing the plot Pop the corn. You showed your hand when the software crashed All of your papers are scattered and trashed Running around with a leak in your boot Reaping the bitterest fruit of the root The comedy writes itself at the peak Pop the corn, pop the corn, come and look at the view Pop the corn cause I'm watching the disaster that's you Kick back the seat, open the tin Sit in the shade and enjoy the spin Pour on the butter, sweeten the pot Look at you tangle yourself in a knot Gobbling it down while you're losing the plot Pop the corn. Bitch please. Did you think you could hop my security line? Did you think you could master a system of mine? I am watching the feed from a satellite chair While you dig in the dirt looking for a repair You are painfully slow, you are constantly loud I am dropping the anvil right out of the cloud Check the perimeter, analyze the track You are stepping on rakes all the way front to back Front to back, front to back, front to back, front to back. I'm just chewing the kernel and watching the attack Counting up all the expected fails you gone smack Pass the salt. Pass the butter. Watch you splutter in the gutter! ...Can we get another? Pop the corn, pop the corn, come and look at the view Pop the corn cause I'm watching the disaster that's you Kick back the seat, open the tin Sit in the shade and enjoy the spin Pour on the butter, sweeten the pot Look at you tangle yourself in a knot Gobbling it down while you're losing the plot Pop the corn.
