That’s How You Win Quizzes

[Verse 1] Congrats to the team of pub quiz winners You’re sharper than late-night second guesses Some may say it’s all just guessing But your brain’s a machine - no second guessing [Verse 2] They've got that quiz night drive, never losing stride: One remembers flags, one knows every line One quotes movies like they wrote the scene One knows every king and every queen [Chorus] You knew where Madrid is You nailed New Delhi Algiers? Please - That was barely a challenge You cracked every clue With style and precision You turned every question That’s how you win quizzes [Verse 3] Honorary members - you count too If you Googled quick, we still salute you If you stayed for snacks or stayed for the beer You already won just by being here [Verse 4] You knew the '80s, the royals, the spice You got the answers without thinking twice Even if no one remembers your name Tonight everybody knows you brought your A-game [Final Chorus] You knew who directed Top Gun You knew who sang “Like a Virgin” You mapped every answer before the storm And under pressure - you performed With one team, one round And no one's yelling Just brilliant brains Quietly excelling That’s how you won That’s how you won That’s how you win quizzes That’s how you win quizzes That’s how you win quizzes That’s how you win quizzes Yeahhhhh!