These Mini Margaritas (human-written lyrics)

i got defeated like bloodless leeches pooped myself in the night from these mini margaritas underestimated senoritas under the skirt they had the beefy wieners woke up in the bathroom floor Smee gulled out like Dobby creature tried to hit the water but got into a little bleach and coughing up my esophagus sloppy on these mini margaritas these mini margaritas I seen gods. I seen Jesus. i lost a tooth on these mini margaritas yooooowk wooh yah yeah! (these mini margaritas) I'm under the ground like Beetle Jesus Toxic Avenger too dirty to be defeated I'm coughing and I am wheezing crawling to that medicine that medicine margarita i closed myself in a door get to the hommerr four by four on the floor Uncle Dave in undies cut apple by the door cuz he got a little bit of the medicine I been getting at mini margarita and Ambien he be feeling that (you want some cheese cake?) oh yeah lets sway like Dave like bamboo loose in the kung foo before they lay us all to waste special katana tactic to the faces little ants lets get a lil taste woke up in the bathroom floor Smee gulled out like Dobby creature tried to hit the water but got into a little bleach and coughing up my esophagus sloppy on these on these.. (mini margaritas) tried to hit the water but got into a little bleach and coughing up my esophagus sloppy on these mini margaritas these mini margaritas I seen gods. I seen Jesus. i lost a tooth on em little Jose gotta go came in friendly at first but then they made me dig a hole took a sip too much lost a little control then Jose said go down into that hole boy get in i got defeated like bloodless leeches i pooped myself in the night from (these mini margaritas) got into a little bleach and coughing up my esophagus sloppy on these (mini margaritas)