Verse 1 Do you think Japanese monkeys would be more uptight? If I said yes, do you think that I would be right? Verse 2 Do you believe in perfection Love at first sight? If I told you no, do you think I Might be impolite? Pre-chorus Japanese monkey… Not the kind who likes brass rings, Japanese Monkey, in a hot spring… I’m like a fails of the month compilation… I have too many feelings but No sensation, Japanese monkey… Chorus Do you believe when one dies That something like a soul Survives? But life goes on like nothing It ain’t no thing to rearrange None of those deep dives Welcome to total strange Respite for the junkies, Japanese monkey… Lookin’ so relaxed, Japanese monkey… I wish I could relax like that… Verse 3 Do you think Alaskan cruises Would serve better food? If I said that, do you think that It would be any good? Verse 4 Used to hate dark at night I’m familiar with the fear Full-time thing being sadly required I pray to get fired from here Pre-chorus Japanese monkey… Not the kind who likes brass rings, Japanese Monkey, in a hot spring… I’m like a fails of the month compilation… I have too many feelings but No sensation, Japanese monkey… Chorus Do you believe when one dies That something like a soul Survives? But life goes on like nothing It ain’t no thing to rearrange None of those deep dives Welcome to total strange Respite for the junkies, Japanese monkey… Lookin’ so relaxed, Japanese monkey… I wish I could relax like that… Verse 5 I told you once about cats I love mutual good moods If I got fat, can you see that? Would I still be any good? Verse 6 Maybe monkeys are better Better than lions, tigers, bears Iguanas might truly get her All in all, who really cares? Pre-chorus Japanese monkey… Not the kind who likes brass rings, Japanese Monkey, in a hot spring… I’m like a fails of the month compilation… I have too many feelings but No sensation, Japanese monkey… Chorus Do you believe when one dies That something like a soul Survives? But life goes on like nothing It ain’t no thing to rearrange None of those deep dives Welcome to total strange Respite for the junkies, Japanese monkey… Lookin’ so relaxed, Japanese monkey… I wish I could relax like that…
