[Spoken Intro] Yo… vaiterz again. Yeah… y’all like hearing me complain, right? Well—winter blows. I really, really hate the cold… Listen closely. [Hook] Winter got me in a chokehold, can’t breathe Sun dips out at five, tell me who needs enemies? Goosebumps for breakfast, frostbite for lunch Seasonal depression hittin’ like a sucker punch Yeah the days feel shorter, mood on E Winter came to ruin me—somebody bury me [Verse 1] Wake up freezin’, goosebumps on my goosebumps House warm, step outside—body straight numb Walk to the car like I’m marchin’ to war Scrape the windshield, fingers turnin’ blue, what’s it for? Big-ass driveway now, shovel game on pro Back hurtin’ like I’m 80, snow laughin’ “that’s a no” Trees look dead, like nature gave up too 5 p.m. sunset? Bro, what happened to the blue? Commute home feel like midnight in July Kids coughin’ in the backseat, daddy wanna cry [Hook] Winter got me in a chokehold, can’t breathe Sun dips out at five, tell me who needs enemies? Goosebumps for breakfast, frostbite for lunch Seasonal depression hittin’ like a sucker punch Yeah the days feel shorter, mood on E Winter came to ruin me—somebody bury me [Verse 2] Kids bring home every germ from the whole damn school One week healthy, next week we all look like ghouls Medicine cabinet look like a pharmacy heist DayQuil, NyQuil, Mucinex—payin’ that price Holidays comin’, stress on max setting Family I can’t stand, fake smiles, heavy sweatin’ Gifts for everybody, my wallet on E Ain’t nobody bought me shit since 2003 Thanksgiving plate? Turkey dry as my soul Wife’s mac & cheese the only thing savin’ the bowl Merry Shitmas to me, another year in the red Pass the eggnog, I’m goin’ straight back to bed [Final Hook] Winter got me in a chokehold, can’t breathe Sun dips out at five, tell me who needs enemies? Goosebumps for breakfast, frostbite for lunch Seasonal depression hittin’ like a sucker punch Yeah the days feel shorter, mood on E Winter came to ruin me—somebody bury me (For real though… haha… fuck this season)
