Double Date at the End of the World V2

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Vampire Lady in a velvet dress Lipstick darker than the winter dusk Says "I met this ancient thing online He lives beneath the waves But he seems nice" Huntress lacing arrows like it's prom Sharpened stakes beside her cherry gloss "Mine's a potato Swiped him by mistake But he texted back So I said 'sure Okay'" [Chorus] Double date at the end of the world One sea god One confused potato swirl Fangs out Fries up What could go wrong? We’re sipping fake blood Trying to act calm Love is weird But the vibe feels right On a tentacle and tater-tot night (oh yeah) On a tentacle and tater-tot night [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] Waiter’s pale Drops the menus twice “Is the garlic… uh… optional Right?” Lady orders “Just the rarest steak” Cthulhu wants “Whatever screams the most today” Spud rolls in a little plastic tux Huntress fixes her hair for starch He says "I’m mash material I confess" She laughs "I’ve dated worse So I’m impressed" [Interlude] Lady sips her crimson wine Cthulhu’s thoughts are intertwined Huntress laughs a hearty sound Spud just rolls all around [Chorus] Double date at the end of the world One sea god One confused potato swirl Fangs out Fries up What could go wrong? We’re sipping fake blood Trying to act calm Love is weird But the vibe feels right On a tentacle and tater-tot night On a tentacle and tater-tot night [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Waiter asks "So… separate checks?" Cthulhu roars The lights go red Spud just tips with packets from his vest Huntress leans in "Okay I’m obsessed" [Bridge] It’s a midnight double date At a diner off the cursed interstate One’s an elder god One’s a tater in a cape Lady and Huntress really Really starting to relate Midnight double date Laughing till the silverware shakes Guess the moral of this horror love story: Lower standards Raise the stakes [Interlude] Cthulhu whispers ancient lore Lady just giggles wants a little more Spud just sits there silent and round Huntress thinks he's the best guy in town [Chorus] Double date at the end of the world One sea god One confused potato swirl Fangs out Fries up Somehow it’s sweet Four strange hearts One sticky booth seat Love is weird But the vibe feels right On a tentacle and tater-tot night Yeah A tentacle and tater-tot night [Instrumental Break] [Outro] It’s a double date at the end of the world Fangs Fried fries And eldritch curls One brings doom One brings dip Somehow this disaster’s starting to hit Raise your glass to the beautifully weird Kiss of death Side of waffle-tiered If love’s a joke Let the punchline swirl On a double date at the end of the world