[Intro] Give me an M! M! Give me an I! I! Give me an L! L! Give me an F! F! What does that spell? MILF! [Beat cuts] Mushrooms I'd Like to Forage! [Verse 1] Basket on my arm, boots in the mud Morning in the woods and I'm hunting the good stuff Check beneath the leaves, check around the trees Little fucking beauties hiding underneath Check that cap, check that stem Know what you've got before you pick them Hey, Taz look! Found another one! You know what that makes me— [Pre-Chorus] FUN-GUY! Found another! FUN-GUY! And another! FUN-GUY! Damn I'm good at this shit! [Chorus] M! I! L! F! Mushrooms I'd Like to Forage! M! I! L! F! Fill that fucking basket! Caps up high! Stems down low! Find them mushies, off we go! Who's the one you want nearby? OSSIR IS A FUN-GUY! [Post-Chorus] FUN-GUY! FUN-GUY! Yeah, I'm a fun-guy! FUN-GUY! FUN-GUY! Everybody knows! [Verse 2] Meph found twelve, so I found thirteen Skank says hers are bigger—fuck does that mean? Now she's got fifteen, I'm checking her score This was meant to be foraging— Now it's fucking war Check every stump, get under those leaves Bitch's not getting one fucking mushroom past me Biggest haul gets the bragging rights And you know I'm rubbing that shit in her face all night [Pre-Chorus] Who's got the basket? OSSIR! Who's getting more? OSSIR! Who is Meph about to lose to? THIS FUCKING FUN-GUY! [Chorus] M! I! L! F! Mushrooms I'd Like to Forage! M! I! L! F! Fill that fucking basket! Caps up high! Stems down low! Find them mushies, off we go! Who's the one you want nearby? OSSIR IS A FUN-GUY! [Verse 3] I was one ahead till Jimmy took the lead Pretty little bastard found three by a tree Bent down to pick 'em with DAT ASS in the air— ...WHOAH!! Fuck the scoreboard. I'm foraging back there!!!! 🍑 [Breakdown] Hey, Taz! Found another one! You know what that makes me? A FUN-GUY! And another! A FUN-GUY! And another! A FUN-GUY! Wait. How many has Meph got? ... CHEATIN' FUCKIN' SKANK! [Bridge] Ohhhh... Check the leaves! Check the logs! Check the roots! Check the moss! Under the branches! Under that tree! If Meph fucking saw it— It belongs to ME! Fullest basket! Bragging rights! No way am I hearing her shit all fucking night! One more mushroom! Two more! THREE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PATCH, BITCH! [Final Chorus] M! I! L! F! Mushrooms I'd Like to Forage! M! I! L! F! LOOK AT MY FUCKING BASKET! Caps up high! Stems down low! Who's got more? DON'T NEED TO KNOW! Mushroom king! Bragging rights! I'm declaring victory tonight! Who's the champion? FUN-GUY! Who's the champion? FUN-GUY! Who's the fucking— FUN-GUY! [Outro] Hey, Taz. Guess what? ....Found another mushroom. Fuck... I'm a fun-guy. Hahahaha!
