[verse 1] If I’ve got one fault, it’s I’m too committed. So much you’d think I’m insane. The sea of love shoves me around, near drowning often. Plays a little game on my brain. [verse 2] When she asked for waffles, I hopped into action: stole her Eggos, a toaster too. She said she needed space, we watched Apollo Thirteen. Never claimed to be the most astute dude. [chorus 1] My love boats capsize. Don’t see it coming, like lightning from above. I try, get denied over and over, my shipwrecked reckless love. [verse 3] I give her all my loot, and I take all the chances. That’s her idea of give and take. I’m not that bright, can’t get it right. Why’d I ever break into a sperm bank by mistake? [chorus 2] I give and I give. Each time my partner gives back like a Scrooge. Bad sign my friends called me most likely to be a henchman and a stooge. [chorus 3] My love boats capsize, whoa, whoa, whoa, lighting from above. I try, get denied, woe, woe, woe, my shipwrecked reckless love.
