Santa’s Gay and Coming to Town (Remastered)

You better be cute, You better be queer, Better bring joy and plenty of cheer— Santa’s Gay and coming to town! He’s trading red fur For rainbow and gold, His sleigh’s got confetti and disco balls bold, Santa’s Gay and coming to town! 🎉 He sees you when you’re dancing, He loves your glitter beard, He knows if you love ABBA, And won’t judge if you’re weird! 🎶 So hang up your stockings, With sparkle and sass, We’re decking the halls with our fabulous class! Santa’s Gay and coming to town! 🌈 Modulation alert! 🌈 🎶 He’s sliding down chimneys With peppermint shots, He’s stuffing your stockings with lube and some jocks, Santa’s Gay and coming to town! 🎶 So grab all your lovers, And maybe your ex, We’re singing Mariah while sending cute texts— Santa’s Gay and coming to town! 💋 (big finish!) Yes, Santa’s Gay and coming… With glitter and loving… Santa’s Gay and coming.. To tooooooown!