The Grumble-Zaar

[INTRO — 72 BPM | LOW DRONE | MALE BASS SOLO] [Whispered, ominous. Leave 2 beats between phrases.] GRAAA—BAAA—DUM… SHOKKA-LAKKA… BRUMBA-RAAA… KRAKA-DUM-DUM… [BEAT ENTERS — DEEP TOMS | 4/4] DARK LORD — FORTE: VRAAAKKA! DORO-MA! SHUMBA-LUU! KRAAA-ZAAAA! [CHOIR — LOW, UNISON | ECHO THE LAST SYLLABLE] VRAAAKKA! — KKA! DORO-MA! — MA! SHUMBA-LUU! — LUU! KRAAA-ZAAAA! — ZAAAA! [BUILD — 90 BPM | ADD HEAVY STOMPS] DARK LORD: MORRA-KAI! CHOIR: MORRA-KAI! DARK LORD: SHABBA-DOO! CHOIR: SHABBA-DOO! DARK LORD: GRUMBA-GRA! CHOIR: GRUMBA-GRA! ALL — CRESCENDO: ZAA—RA—BOOOOO! [2-BEAT STOP] [RAPID SECTION — 120 BPM | PLAYFUL, ALMOST CARTOONISH] SHIMMA-SHAMMA! BONGO-BANGA! KRUMBA-KRUMBA! ZIGGA-ZANGA! WUMBA-WUMBA! DINGA-DANG! FROOBA-FREE! SCHLAAAANG! [PERCUSSION BREAK — 1 BAR] BOOM — BOOM — CLAP! [CHOIR — WHISPER → LOUD] zumba… zumba… zumba… ZUMBA-ZUMBA-ZUM! [DARK LORD — EXTREMELY DEEP] GRAH. [CHOIR] GRAH. DARK LORD: GRAH. CHOIR: GRAH. DARK LORD — FULL ROAR: GRAAAAAAAAAAH! [FULL BAND HIT — THEN SILENCE] [COMEDIC BREAK — DEADPAN DELIVERY] DARK LORD — QUIETLY: Flibba. CHOIR — CONFUSED: …Flibba? DARK LORD: FLIBBA. CHOIR — BUILDING: FLIBBA! FLIBBA! FLIBBA! [SUDDEN DOUBLE-TIME — 150 BPM] FLAKA-FLAKA! DUMBA-DUMBA! ZONGO-ZONGO! KRAKA-TUMBA! BIMBA-BIMBA! ZUMBA-ZAH! SHOBA-ROBA! RAKA-RA-RA! [EVERYONE — HUGE CRESCENDO] WOBBA! DOBBA! DING! DONG! WOBBA! DOBBA! DING-DONG-DOOOOOOOM! [MASSIVE HIT — 2 BEATS OF SILENCE] DARK LORD — TRIUMPHANT WHISPER: I… AM… THE… GRUMBLE-ZAAR. [CHOIR — GRAND, SUSTAINED] GRUUUUMBLE-ZAAAAAAR! [FINAL HIT] KRAKKA! SHMOOBA! FLINGA-FLAAAA! ALL — ABSURDLY FAST: WOBBA-DOBBA-DING-DONG-DOOM-BA-ZIGGA-ZAGGA-FLUMBA— [STOP] [ONE TINY VOICE] …banana. [1-BEAT SILENCE] [GOAT, OFFSTAGE] Mwehhhh. [DARK LORD — EXHAUSTED, DEADPAN] …Zarba. [FINAL LOW DRUM] BOOOOOOM.