[Intro] [NARRATOR – FEMALE – reading formally] Warehouse Safety Log. Incident report number 47-B. Filed at 3:12 a.m. --- [Verse 1] [NARRATOR – FEMALE] At approximately midnight Unusual sounds were heard Forklift engines humming Though no workers were observed Pallets moved from loading dock To racks in aisle sixteen No operator present At least… none that could be seen --- [Chorus] [CREW – CATS – playful chant] Write it down! Make a note! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Forks were steady! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Lift was smooth! [CREW – CATS] Best night shift you ever wrote! --- [Verse 2] [NARRATOR – FEMALE] A forklift turned the corner Perfect angle through the lane Stacked three pallets neatly Then reversed and left again Witness claims the operator “May have been a cat” Management responded “Please explain how you know that.” --- [Chorus] [CREW – CATS] Write it down! Make it clear! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Precision driving! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Perfect steer! [CREW – CATS] Best forklift crew of the year! --- [Bridge] [NARRATOR – FEMALE] One final note within the log Before the file was closed A small green plant discovered Near the office where it grows Its scent described as “herbal” Its effect… unclear at best Though several forklifts parked themselves In surprisingly neat rows. --- [Final Chorus] [CREW – CATS] Write it down! Sign the sheet! [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Forklifts parked! [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Mission complete! [CREW – CATS] Quiet paws and silent feet! --- [Outro] [NARRATOR – FEMALE] Conclusion of report: Forklift movement unexplained. Cargo successfully stored. No responsible party identified. [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA – whisper] We did good tonight. [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA – whisper] Very professional.
