Uncle Bob (Cover By Magical Stupid Girl)

Hello! It's me, MSG. And I have an uncle -- his name is Bob. That's short for Robert But it sounds too clever. (For both of us) Bob is the best uncle anyone can have! Bob plays drumitar half drum pad half guitar Cool instrument (And cute) Venus calls it ambivalent She loves long words She's a bard. (She may or may not be my mom) Anyway... Uncle Bob loves his job The job is not to talk But there's a matter Bob deals with much better Things Bob loves more Than music scores Bob slaps! Bob squeezes! Bob kicks! Bob strangles! Bob crushes! Bob punches! Bob tackles! Bob grapples! Bob with a hand can turn your head backward Bob with the other can hit you very very hard Bob shoots! Bob launches! Bob dodges! Bob ducks! Bob stabs! Bob pierces! Bob slashes! Bob kills! Bob attacks as well as protects. Bob is not violent but does his best Uncle Bob's surname is Feng It may seem strange In China his home But now he's alone Bob loved chilling With his four siblings Perfoming live the fabulous Feng Five Lei was the boss Fei cursed a lot Wei was a sinner Mei just a limmer When they were hit Bob couldn't do shit As they all died Bob saw his way But now Bob has Venus and K-liz and me Bob slaps! Bob squeezes! Bob kicks! Bob strangles! Bob crushes! Bob punches! Bob tackles! Bob grapples! Bob with a hand detonates a bomb Bob with the other calls the victims' moms Bob shoots! Bob launches! Bob dodges! Bob ducks! Bob stabs! Bob pierces! Bob kills, KILLS!!! Bob's an artist, loves his music! But Venus says violence is also therapeutic... Hello! Bob is now uncle his name is Bob B O B not Rob just Bob Bob likes Venus a lot Venus is a boss Venus swears a lot Venus is a sinner Venus is a limmer Bob likes Venus a lot WHAT A PITY SHE DOESN'T LIKE COCKS! But maybe she likes ducks? It rhymes with uncle Bob's favorite word... fu...