[Verse] Now when Donny was born it was a dark and stormy night And they say that he was born with a curse So when he turned twenty-one his friends took him out for some fun But when they brought him home he was a little bit worse [Prechorus] And his mother screamed "Donny what did you do?" And Donny said "Mama I got a tattoo" [Chorus] He said "A little hummingbird just for you Right above my crack and below my back" And his mother said "Donny Why would you do that? You're a young man not a teenage girl I know you're not perfect You were born with a curse But I think that's the worst thing that you could do Donny Why would you do that?" He said "Mama I got a tattoo I got a tattoo" [Verse] Now it was back in the eighties and they were living in the Midwest Where you didn't get a tattoo unless you were drunk or just a little white trash And when Donny went to school the kids made fun of him And it didn't help that his daddy had a really nice job And that he wore really nice clothes And the kids would follow him around singing this song [Prechorus] Singing "Hey there Donny what did you do?" And Donny said "Boys I got a tattoo" [Chorus] He said "A little hummingbird just for you Right above my crack and below my back" And they said "Donny Why would you do that? You're a young man not a teenage girl I know you're not perfect You were born with a curse But I think that's the worst thing that you could do Donny Why would you do that?" He said "Boys I got a tattoo I got a tattoo" [Bridge] And they said "You could be like Indiana Jones Finding treasure Slaying dragons Bringing the glory home You could be like the Godfather With the pinstripes and the cigars and the ladies calling you 'Father' Or you could be like MacGyver With the duck tape and the Swiss Army knife And the duct tape And the paperclip And the paperclip And
