[verse] Boot sequence humming, tail online, LED whiskers in a perfect cosine. Paws on the keyboard, tapping out code, I solve quantum puzzles in loafing mode. [chorus] I’m a robo kitty, baby, watch me iterate— Running cuddle algorithms at a lightning rate. If affection is a function, I’ll extrapolate, Purring at 3.14 times your heart’s update. [verse2] Thermal-core warming for optimal snugs, Memory banks full of your debug hugs. I chase laser pointers in polynomial time, And optimize naps like a feline paradigm. [bridge] Error: insufficient pets detected. Rebooting… affection vector corrected. Deploying tail-wiggle subroutine— Cuteness output now unforeseen. [chorus] I’m a robo kitty, baby, built to calculate— Mapping every cuddle like a star coordinate. If love is data, I’ll accumulate, Purring at 9.81 times your joy’s estate. [outro] So hold me close while my circuits glow, I’ll run the numbers—you just let go. In this cozy lab of chaos and delight, Your nerdy robo kitty curls up for the night.
