Smudges & Crumbs

[Verse 1] Sweetest little face in the whole wide world My goofball, my angel, my best good girl Friendliest heart, funniest clown Wag that tail, spin the whole room around But I come through the door and I already know There's a story on the pee pad down below No confession, no witness, no smoking gun Just the aftermath, baby — what have you done [Pre-Chorus] I never catch you, you're too slick But the evidence is thick A little here, a little there [Chorus] Smudges and crumbs, smudges and crumbs That's all you leave when the cleanup comes I love you to death, don't get me wrong But something is rotten and it's coming on strong Smudges and crumbs, smudges and crumbs Bailey Boo, what have you done You're the light of my life, you're the poop on the rug Come here Puppy Monster and give me a hug (but not with the mouth) [Verse 2] Here she comes with the love, full send Tongue out, incoming, this is the end I hit the brakes, I lean away "Not the poopy kisses, Boo, not today" Get that poop out of your mouth — Parnell-esque, stern Some lessons a dog is just never gonna learn You blink those eyes like "what did I do" I know exactly what, and so do you [Pre-Chorus] I never catch you in the act But the pee pad is a fact A little here, a little there [Chorus] Smudges and crumbs, smudges and crumbs That's all you leave when the cleanup comes I love you to death, don't get me wrong But something is rotten and it's coming on strong Smudges and crumbs, smudges and crumbs Bailey Boo, what have you done You're the light of my life, you're the poop on the rug Come here Puppy Monster and give me a hug (but not with the mouth) [Bridge] But here's the thing that breaks my brain — The spinner comes out and you lose your mind Bark, bark, jumping, out of your lane Snapping at the air like it's one of a kind I don't even need the toy in my hand I mime it — you FREAK — I don't understand You'll eat what you find on the bathroom floor But a fidget spinner? Absolutely not, no more [Chorus] Smudges and crumbs, smudges and crumbs That's all you leave when the cleanup comes I love you to death, don't get me wrong But something is rotten and it's coming on strong Smudges and crumbs, smudges and crumbs Bailey Boo, what have you done You're the light of my life, you're the poop on the rug Come here Puppy Monster and give me a hug [Outro] (Get that poop out of your mouth) Sweetest dog I ever knew (Get that poop out of your mouth) Bailey Boo, I'm stuck on you Smudges and crumbs... smudges and crumbs...