Limerent (Greatest Moron Mix)

[Intro] Woo! [Verse] You think my brain's entirely broken already? Just watch me when the sun drops. People say I'm completely illiterate, And there ain't a single man breathing with less sense than me. Chugged a whole quart of motor oil this morning. Got my knuckles bleeding from punching the bricks. Swapped whatever was left of my mind for a rusty blade. There's nobody on this earth more idiotic than I am. Got pure Monster energy pumping through my system. Stumbling through the streets like a reanimated corpse. Carved absolute garbage right into my own skin. I swear to God, I'm the most brainless dude alive. Don't bother coming to me for any wisdom. I'm just gonna blankly stare into the void anyway. Everything I touch turns into a complete disaster. I'm holding the crown for the stupidest guy around. Coughing up handfuls of driveway gravel. Walking around with two shiners from getting rocked again. Can't even keep track of the damage anymore. There's no one dumber than me, period. Slamming the gas pedal with the brake lines cut. Got so much rage inside I could literally expire. Just tag my tombstone with some spray-paint skulls. I am officially the least intelligent man on the planet. I walk around feeling like a lethal weapon. But the docs keep telling me I'm perfectly healthy. Whatever, I'm just gonna go slam my skull into a doorframe. Greatest moron to ever walk the earth, right here. Throwing haymakers, swinging wild in the dark. I'm always the one begging for a physical altercation. And then I trip over my own boots and concuss myself. No guy has ever been this exceptionally dense. [Outro] Why are you stepping backwards? Is this dull piece of metal freaking you out? Are you capable of showing me... Can you teach me how to Die?