[Verse] I’m a kitchen Picasso with a plastic spoon My oven’s a relic I’ll auction off soon Got a pot but no clue what it’s even for Chef hat? Nah I wear a cap from the dollar store [Prechorus] Gourmet dreams in a cardboard box My pantry's a shrine to sugar and carbs [Chorus] I’m a cereal genius A culinary star Pour the milk Strike a pose Here’s who you are Michelin? Nah But I got this down Bow to the breakfast king I’ll take my crown [Verse 2] Flambé? No thanks I’ll torch my pride Chopping onions? Tears and knives collide Microwave dings My timer’s symphony Who needs a recipe when there’s me? [Chorus] I’m a cereal genius A culinary star Pour the milk Strike a pose Here’s who you are Michelin? Nah But I got this down Bow to the breakfast king I’ll take my crown [Bridge] Croissants whisper “Why not try me?” But I laugh and reply “Too fancy for me” Pop-Tarts bow in my cereal domain Captain Crunch salutes me I reign
