[Verse 1] Yo I'm creepin' through the night Fuckin' drunk at the spot Lookin' for that crop With the orange up top Pale as the moon Eyes like leaves That are Green like the sticky When we smoke the trees [Verse 2] I'm the scarecrow baby Yo what's your name On second thought Maybe just confirm yo age Cuz I ain't lookin for a harvest That ain't quite ripe But baby if you is You comin' home tonight [Chorus] I’m a pumpkin smasher Through the patch I roam Gonna find me a gourd That I can take home Ripe and round Lookin' just right Can I get a little slice Of that pumpkin pie [Verse 3] Crack that shell Open her up Get inside and rearrange Them Pumpkin guts It's my favorite treat Yo I tell you what Peter-Peter Pumpkin Eater I'mma gobble it up [Prechorus] Mmmmm-MMM! That's right ya'll [Chorus] I’m a pumpkin smasher Through the patch I roam Gonna find me a gourd That I can take home Ripe and round Lookin' just right Can I get a little slice Of that pumpkin pie [Bridge] Jack-o'-lantern grin Broken teeth and all I don't give a shit What's between they jaws As long as we ain't cookin'up Pumpkin bread I'mma be like Can I get some pumpkin head? Bitch [Chorus] I’m a pumpkin smasher Through the patch I roam Gonna find me a gourd That I can take home Ripe and round Lookin' just right Can I get a little slice Of that pumpkin pie [outro] One more time ya'll [Chorus] I’m a pumpkin smasher Through the patch I roam Gonna find me a gourd That I can take home Ripe and round Lookin' just right Can I get a little slice Of that pumpkin pie I’m a pumpkin smasher
