DHMO

This is a famous April Fool's joke. [Intro] A quiet stream of suspicious breaking news “A deadly substance is coming for our town” [Verse 1] They say it’s dangerous Inhale it and you die Touch it with your bare hands your skin will blister up It’s everywhere around us an unseen white liquid Creeping through the city slowly eating it alive [Verse 2] Its name sounds wicked Dihydrogen something It’s already inside our everyday lives They say they found it in cancer tumors too There’s no escape now from the fate we’re facing [Chorus] Run now, run now from the enemy you can’t see Protect it, protect it your one and only life Dangerous substance DHMO is closing in on us [Verse 3] It’s in the falling rain It’s in the flowing river They say it’s soaking deep into the very air we breathe Kids and grown‑ups too already contaminated Everyone’s inhaling it without even knowing [Verse 4] The news keeps screaming “Ban it right this moment” The government and the town are panicking together But somewhere deep inside we’re quietly laughing ’Cause no one really knows what the truth is yet [Bridge] Fear keeps swelling up Words start walking on their own The ones who trust too fast fall straight into the hole No one even checks if any of it is real People get terrified by a name alone [Big Finish] The thing you all feared that scary DHMO is just water, man just plain H₂O Change the name a little and it turns into a threat You believed it so easily kinda cute, not gonna lie [Outro] Names can fool you Words can fool you People draw fear out of almost nothing So let’s keep laughing and stay awake together Before you believe it go check it yourself [Chorus] 逃げろ　逃げろ 見えない敵から 守れ　守れ 自分の命を ジハイドなんとか 俺たちを襲う [Verse 3] 雨にも含まれ 川にも含まれ 空気の中にも 染み込んでるらしい 子どもも大人も もうやられてるって 誰もが知らずに 吸い込んでるって [Verse 4] ニュースは叫ぶ 「今すぐ禁止だ」 政府も街も 慌てて騒いでる だけど俺たちは どこかで笑ってる 本当のことは まだ誰も知らねえ [Bridge] 恐れは膨らむ 言葉は独り歩き 信じるやつから 落ちていく穴 本当かどうか 確認もしねえで 人は怖がる 名前だけで [Big Finish] お前らが怖がった その ジハイドなんとか ただの 水 だよ ただの エイチツーオー アイユーパック表記 にしただけで 危険物扱い 信じたお前ら かわいいじゃねえか [Outro] 名前で騙せる 言葉で騙せる 人は簡単に 恐れを描く だから俺たちは 笑っていこうぜ 信じる前に 自分で確かめろ