[spoken Lightly lisping] Oh my gosh That guy has a tornado! [Verse] You say you need to run a couple errands for the chief of police And you're wondering if I know where you can score some LSD Do you see my wheels? Honey I'm not wearin' nothin' but a pair of these You're the cop; this is literally your entire thing [Pre-Chorus] Aren't you guys supposed to be the ones who solve the crimes? Well I'm the one who's underqualified Not you [Chorus] 'Cause I'm Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some [Verse 2] You say you're takin' me downtown; you've got the whole precinct with you You all take turns to arrest me; you don't need to But you do In case you haven't noticed I don't have much of a resistance to lose I do everything I'm told and get released in the afternoon I do [Pre-Chorus] You know you're supposed to be the ones who solve the crimes But I'm the one who's gonna outrun you this time [Chorus] 'Cause I'm Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some [spoken] Oh my gosh That guy has a tornado! [Chorus] 'Cause I'm Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some [Outro] [spoken] Oh my gosh That guy has a tornado! 'Cause I'm [spoken] Oh my gosh That guy has a tornado! Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some [spoken] Oh my gosh That guy has a tornado! Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some [spoken] Oh my gosh That guy has a tornado! Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some [spoken] Oh my gosh That guy has a tornado! Rolling in short shorts and you wonder if I know where you can score Some
