# **Best Song Ever** *(Captain whistles. Waves crash. Crew stomps.)* ## Intro **Captain:** Ahoy, me hearties! Raise yer mugs! Scratch yer cats! We've searched every sea... and we finally found... **THE BEST SONG EVER!** **Crew:** THE BEST SONG EVER!! --- ## Verse 1 Hoist the sails and ride the tide, Ghostly crew all by my side. Fiddles sing and pirates cheer, Best song ever—have no fear! Captain laughs, the crew all sway, Singin' louder every day. If ye know the words by now... Sing along and show us how! --- ## Chorus **THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!** Sing it loud in every weather! **THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!** We'll be singin' it forever! Meow! Meow! Hear the cats! Pirates dancing with their hats! Ghosts all cheer across the sea... **THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!** --- ## Verse 2 Captain Whiskers climbs the mast, Yells, "Make this chorus always last!" Mittens stole the captain's chair, Now she's sailin' everywhere! Every ghost is singin' too, Every sailor joins the crew. Even seagulls flap and cry... "PLAY THAT CHORUS ONE MORE TIME!" --- ## Old Norse Bridge **Ghost Crew** Heill! Heill! Syngjum hátt! Aldrei hljótt! **Captain** Even Odin taps the beat, Thor keeps stompin' with his feet! Raise yer voices, don't be shy... --- ## Final Chorus **THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!** Sing together now forever! **THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!** Every chorus gets much better! Cats all purr! Crew shouts "HEY!" Dance until the break of day! Wave yer flags from bow to stern... **PLAY IT AGAIN WHEN WE RETURN!** --- ## Outro **Captain:** Was that the best song ever? **Crew:** YEAH!! **Captain:** One more time! **Everybody:** 🎵 BEST SONG EVER! BEST SONG EVER! BEST SONG EVER! 🎵 **Cats:** 🎵 [Meow! Meow! Meow!] 🎵
