[Verse 1] I walked inside the giggle house, wearing one big shoe, A penguin at the welcome desk said, “How do you do?” I asked him for the house rules, he handed me a pear, It said, “Please do not feed the furniture—it has its own snack there!” [Pre-Chorus] The coat rack told a knock-knock joke, The sofa laughed so hard it broke, I tried to keep a serious face, Then slipped on a banana in place! [Chorus] Ha-ha, tee-hee, welcome to the funny house, Jokes in every cupboard, giggles in the mouse! Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing! Everybody laugh along—this house is never resting! [Verse 2] A chicken wore a tiny hat and claimed it was the mayor, A spoon stood up and said, “I’m feeling very stir-crazy here!” The clock went tickle-tockle, then sneezed at half past two, I said, “Bless you!” The clock replied, “I’m winding up with you!” [Pre-Chorus] The bathtub sang a rubber-duck song, The hallway danced and got it wrong, A pillow shouted, “I’m stuffed with pride!” Then rolled down the stairs and took us for a ride! [Chorus] Ha-ha, tee-hee, welcome to the funny house, Jokes in every cupboard, giggles in the mouse! Why did the bicycle fall? It was two-tired to stand! Everybody laugh along—come join the silly band! [Bridge] Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in—the doorbell’s wearing underwear! [Instrumental] [Verse 3] I found the exit sign, but it was telling jokes instead, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” it asked above my head. “To get to the other side!” I yelled, “That joke is old!” The sign said, “Fine—then take this pun: my letters are on hold!” [Final Chorus] Ha-ha, tee-hee, welcome to the funny house, Even the doorknob giggles like a tiny mouse! Why was the broom late? It swept in after school! Everybody laugh along—being silly is the rule! [Outro] I’m leaving with a smile and a pocket full of cheese, The penguin waves goodbye and sneezes, “Have a pun-derful breeze!” Ha-ha, tee-hee, what a day inside the funny house, Come back soon—but bring a joke for every little mouse!
