Hold on… Where’s my phone? Where’s my phone? I’m talking on it. Right. Good start. You ever get halfway out the door Then stop? No reason. Just a feeling Like you forgot something Important. Check your pockets. Go on. I’ll wait. Phone? Keys? Wallet? Badge? See? You’re doing it too. Check once. Check twice. Tell me why That never feels right. Check once. Check twice. Something’s missing Every time. Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Everybody check before you go. Everybody check before you go. Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Tell me what I forgot. Tell me what I forgot. Coffee? Check. Charger? Check. Headphones? Check. Water bottle? Check. Now we’re standing At the front door. Doing inventory Like we’re launching into space. Pat the pockets. Check the bag. Look around. Twice. Three times. Just in case. Wait… Did I lock the door? Wait… Why’d I come back in? Wait… What was I looking for? Wait… Why am I in the kitchen? Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Everybody check before you go. Everybody check before you go. Tell me what I forgot. Tell me what I forgot. Head. Shoulders. Knees. Toes. Head. Shoulders. Knees. Toes. Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Head. Shoulders. Knees. Toes. Coffee. Charger. There I go. Halfway to the car. Turn around. Back I go. Did you get them all? Did you get them all? Did you get them all? Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Coffee. Charger. Headphones. Bag. Phone. Keys. Wallet. Badge. Coffee. Charger. Headphones. Bag. Everybody check before you go. Everybody check before you go. I remembered everything. I remembered everything. I remembered everything. Car keys.
