#!/usr/bin/env chaos import love; import void; import madness; class HeartException extends Error {} let pulse = 0; let sanity = 100; const LOVE = Infinity; const HELL = true; while (alive) { pulse++; if (love == null) { throw new HeartException(); } heart.open(); soul.sync(); if (memory == you) { sanity--; } if (sanity <= 0) { break; } echo("ERROR"); echo("LOVE"); echo("ERROR"); echo("LOVE"); } switch (destiny) { case LOVE: goto HELL; case HELL: goto LOVE; default: reboot(); } for (;;) { heartbeat++; if (heartbeat > Infinity) { overflow(); } dream ^= reality; fear |= hope; pain += love; } SELECT * FROM universe WHERE soul = 'ONLINE'; git add heart git commit -m "last heartbeat" 404 NOT FOUND 500 INTERNAL ERROR try { forgive(); } catch (...) { scream(); } while(true){ love++; madness++; if(love == madness){ explode(); } } return LOVE; return LOVE; return LOVE;
