Pee In The Pool

It starts off small, just a warm little tingle You look around, not a soul wants to mingle You’re chillin’ real still, tryin’ to keep your cool Then you feel that urge… in the middle of the pool. You tell yourself “Nah,” but it’s way too late Nature’s got a plan, and it won’t hesitate Forget the bathroom, that walk is cruel 'Cause let’s be honest, we all bend the rule… Pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Everybody wants to pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Everybody pees in the pool! You’re not alone, it’s a secret code From the lazy river to the splash pad road Kids and grown-ups, no one’s exempt Even lifeguards let go when the boss ain’t present! You feel that warmth? Yeah, we all do No shame in the game — it's chlorinated too Science says it’s wrong, but it feels so right Just don’t do it in the shallow end tonight! Pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Everybody wants to pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Everybody pees in the pool! Some say it’s gross, some say it’s fine Some claim the water turns blue in a line But that’s a myth — don’t believe the tale There’s no magic dye when you let it sail. Yo, I got my floaties, I got my shades I’m sippin’ on juice while the rules all fade You think I’m headed to the bathroom stall? Nah, I’m lettin’ go like I own the mall. Hydration nation, feelin’ real free, It’s a pool party with vitamin P! Don't judge me, bro, just admit it’s true — You’ve done it once... maybe even two. Pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Everybody wants to pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Pee in the pool. Everybody pees in the pool! Peeeeeeee in the poooooool… Let it flow, let it go… It’s the summer way we roll. ☀️💦