[Banjo and Fiddle Intro] [Convincing Spoken Word] Man please Don’t Touch My Truck … or you're gunna be outa luck (Verse 1) Blacked-out Silverado, hot and mean Smells like lemon wax and gasoline Spent six hours baking in the sun Spit-shined and polished like a loaded gun Driving down the road, she’s a beauty to be seen But she’ll never see a load and she’ll always be clean. Some city slicker in a tailored suit Tried to lean his backside on my absolute I hit the panic button, made the horn go blast Said, "Step away from it Bowtie, or I'm kicking some grass." (Chorus) So don’t touch my truck, don't even look too long Unless you want to end up in a country song She’s a shiny-sided beauty, she’s a blacked-out dream The cleanest dang Chevy that you ever have seen Yeah, the bugs won't splatter and the dust don't stick Keep your hands to yourself, better back off quick. (Verse 2) I met my beautiful wife right here in this truck Best day of my life, talk about some luck She’s a ten-out-of-ten, independent and strong And she’s almost as pretty as the truck she's on Yeah, her jealous girlfriends all say oooo! when the engion starts to roar But they gotta take their shoes off right at the door Yeah, you can drink a beer in the back of the bed, But spill a single drop and your life's gonna end. (Chorus) So don’t touch my truck, don't even look too long Unless you want to end up in a country song She’s a shiny-sided beauty, she’s a blacked-out dream The cleanest dang Chevy that you ever have seen Yeah, the bugs won't splatter and the dust don't stick Keep your hands to yourself, better back off quick. (Bridge) You can eat my Bar B Q you can wear my hat You can call my dog ugly, I can live with all of that But put a greasy fingerprint upon my glossy paint And I’ll lose my religion and forget I’m a saint. (Banjo and Fiddle Solo) (Chorus) So don’t touch my truck, don't even look too long Unless you want to end up in a country song She’s a shiny-sided beauty, she’s a blacked-out dream The cleanest dang Chevy that you ever have seen (Outro) Yeah, use a coaster on that tailgate. Honey, don't look at me like that, you know you're a close second. Hay buddy look with your eyes, not your fingers AND DON’T TOUCH MY TRUCK!!
