I went to the store to buy some decorations Fall time, so there's tons of options I chose the cheapest place or so I thought It wasn't worth the things I got Fifty five dollars! Fifty five dollars! Hey! Fifty five dollars! I went to the market to buy some pumpkins Thought I found a deal, I thought it was somthin' A little small, but I can deal with it They asked for my money- I said "This is bullsh**!" Fifty five dollars! Hey! Fifty five dollars! Time to pick out a costume for a party Something simple and not too crazy An eyepatch, bandana, and a hook for a hand My mouth hit the floor at the checkout stand It's fifty five f***ing dollars! Fifty five dollars! Hey! Fifty five dollars! Let's get some candy, it's Halloween week To give away to children as they trick-or-treat -yeah Lemme f***in' guess, it's expensive as hell Do it for the kids, oh-f***ing well A hundred fifty five f***ing dollars! A hundred fifty five dollars! "What the F***?!" A hundred fifty five dollars! Fifty five dollars!
