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The RUviews Are In (The RUsical Version)

V6

**Key:** A Minor [Style: Dark Broadway Musical, Orchestral Thriller, Cinematic, Minor Key, Heavy Cello, Low Brass, Gothic, Dramatic Pacing, 90 BPM] [Intro] [Deep, ominous cello pluck] |(Am) | (F) | (E7) | (Am) | [Voice: Commanding Bass-Baritone] (Am) LOOK-ee (F) HEER (E) LIS-en UP (Am) I’m thuh WUN, OH! [Verse 1] [Voice: Sinister Female Mezzo-Soprano] (Am) HAY, GURLZ, my NAYM’s uh-LAS-(Dm)-kuh Eye GOT-uh TIE-nee LIT-ul KWES-(E)-chun tuh ASK-yuh (Am) WHO’S that BITCH that’s on thuh (Dm) TOP? OH, WAIT, that’s MEE! HAY, (E) PORK-chop! (Am) Yoor BORN NAY-kid, thuh REST iz (Dm) DRAG But yoor FACE just NEEDS uh PAY-per (E) BAG (Am) GIM-ee uh CHAL-inj and I’ll KRUSH yoo (Dm) AWL CHAYN-jin’ thuh GAYM like my NAYM’s (E) ROO-pawl (Am) LINE ’em UP, FRUNT tuh (Dm) BACK I’m SEN-din’ BITCH-iz HOME like uh HART uh-(E)-TACK (Am) MESS with MEE and yoo’ll WIND up in uh (Dm) KAS-kit I’m DOR-uh-thee, yoo’re TOH-toh, GET in thuh (E) BAS-kit! (Am) I’ll REED yoo DOWN be-NEETH thuh (Dm) GROUND Kood yoo HOLD my PURS while I SNATCH thuh (E) KROWN? (Am) LEG-uh-see, ree-MEM-ber my (Dm) NAYM ’KUZ yoo’re GON-uh SEE mee HANG-in’ in thuh HALL uhv (E) FAYM! [Chorus] (Am) I’m thuh WUN, WUN, (F) WUN I’m thuh WUN, WUN, WUN (Am) I’m... I’m thuh (F) WUN [Verse 2] [Voice: Cold and Rhythmic Alto] (Gm) DEE-toks KUM-in’ at yoo with uh (Cm) SLOH VURS I’m-uh SPEED it UP, I HAD tuh SHUT it DOWN (D) FIRST (Gm) KILL-in’ BITCH-iz soh HARD need uh PINK (Cm) HURST I AYN’T SAY-in’ I’m thuh BEST, but YOR thuh (D) WURST (Gm) Yoo SEE mee SHY-nin’, I’m TRY-in’ tuh TAKE this PRIME-(Cm)-tyme I SEE yoo WHY-nin’ and CRY-in’; TAKE that tuh LYFE-(D)-tyme (Gm) SOH EPP-ik that it’s poh-ET-ik, I SPIT it on uh (Cm) DYME On RED-it, yoo LOOK puh-THET-ik with that NUR-ser-ee (D) RYME (Gm) Yoo CAN’T STAND mee? Eye DOHN’T BLAYM (Cm) yoo If ROO’s NUM-ber WUN, I’m NUM-ber (D) TOO (Gm) Yoo DIS-uh-GREE? WELL, that’s on (Cm) YOO EYEZ on thuh CHAWK-board, I SPELL it OWt fer (D) YOO DEE tuh thuh EE tuh thuh TEE tuh thuh OH tuh thuh... HOLD it! ...EKS [Slowly Pronounced] (Gm) NAY-oh-mee KAM-bel-in’ thuh HOHZ tuh thuh (Cm) KROWN, (D) NEXT! [Chorus] (Am) I’m thuh WUN, WUN, (F) WUN I’m thuh WUN, WUN, WUN (Am) I’m... I’m thuh (F) WUN [Verse 3] [Voice: Intense Soprano, Precise Russian Diction] [Slow, breathy Singing] (Bbm) EE-kat-uh-REE-nuh Peh-TROV-nuh (Ebm) Zah-moh-LOHZH-chee-koh-(F)-vuh But yoor DAD just CALLZ mee... [Echoes] (Bbm) KAT-yuh [Normal Singing] (Bbm) I’m thuh BRITE RED SKAIR with thuh LONG BLOND (Ebm) HAIR AWL-wayz KEEP ’em KUM-in’ BACK fer (F) MORE (Bbm) Yoo uh BAY-sik-ASS HOH and it’s yoor TYME tuh (Ebm) GOH SOH, BITCH, let mee SHOW yoo thuh (F) DOHR (Bbm) ’KUZ it’s MEE who’s GET-in’ LAYD And I’m AWL-wayz GET-in’ (Ebm) PAYD Thuh OHN-lee HIGH-klASS RUSH-un (F) HOHR (Bbm) I’m uh SKOR-chin’ HOT MESS in uh SKIN-tyte (Ebm) DRESS [Angrily] That’s uh RASH, NOT uh HUR-peeze (F) SOHR (Bbm) LEN-in in thuh STREETS, DOS-toy-EV-skee in the (Ebm) SHEETS BAY-bee, ar yoo RED-ee fer this KOHLD (F) WAR? [Chorus] (Am) I’m thuh WUN, WUN, (F) WUN I’m thuh WUN, WUN, WUN (Am) I’m... I’m thuh (F) WUN [Verse 4] [Voice: Soulful, Eccentric Dramatic Soprano] (Cm) I’m ROK-see AN-drewz and I’m HEER tuh MAYK it (Ab) KLEER I NOH yoo LUV mee, BAY-bee, that’s WHY yoo BROWT mee (G) HEER (Cm) Wuz uh BITCH on SEE-zun FIVE, I’m GON-uh MAYK it (Ab) RITE GIV mee uh SOH-in’ CHAL-inj and I’ll GIV yoo WUT you (G) LIKE (Cm) I’m FULL uhv TRIKS, BAY-bee, JUST like on HAL-uh-(Ab)-WEEN Uh ROOM FULL uhv MON-sters and it MAKES mee WAN-uh (G) SKREEM (Cm) I hav tuh GET this RITE soh yoo DOHN’T WASTE yoor (Ab) TYME AYNT no KAH-muh-dee, I’m KILL-in’ on this (G) RYME [Pre-Chorus] (Am) ROHT-yuh, TOHLD-yuh, NOW eye, NOW eye (E) REED-yuh Yoo been RED [Voice: Commanding Bass-Baritone] (Am) ROHT-yuh, TOHLD-yuh, NOW eye, NOW eye (E) REED-yuh Yoo been RED [Outro] [Grand Orchestral Finale] [All Singers] (Am) ROHT-yuh, (F) ROHT-yuh, TOHLD-yuh, (E7) NOW eye REED-yuh (Am) [Final low cello note fades] [End]