The Terror Bowl

[Intro] Aw shit...it's that time of year it would appear... Panic fills my soul as the day draws near... the championship of fear... Maybe I can skip it... I'll just say I died... Fuck...an excuse I've tried... somehow they knew I lied... --- [Verse 1] (BeEp BeEp BeEp) Ahhh...shit the alarm clock done got my ass again. Pretty sure everyone's jumpy in the mornin' every now and then. Yeah maybe not...maybe I'm just a bitch investin' in fear allot. If it weren't for terror then there wouldn't be anything that I've got. Took a chance to see if there was any news that calmed me down. Nope just the Devil again...well kinda...it was that damn hamburger clown. But I'm fairly certain he's up to the worst... Tried to eat there once, got lost in the ball pit...I'm sure it's cursed. There was nothing happy about that meal... My pride will never heal...if my pride were ever real. (BoOm BoOm BoOm ThUd) Oh fuck...I think I just shat...no way that was the cat. God damn it, it's my weekend with the boys...fuckin' forgot about that. --- [Chorus] It's been a full year since the last time I was in the championship of fear. Horror don't come near the way I feel knowin' the time for another is here. But when it comes to fright my skills are outta sight...got my jitters down tight. Just hope The Terror Bowl won't be at night...have plenty of light...but something don't feel quite right. Somethings makin' me feel unease...I freeze from the chill in the breeze... Oh I'm beggin' please...shakin' at the knees...hopin' this time they forget the bees. I may be the champ damn near every year... But as time draws near I lose all control of my rear...guess that's why I'm the king of fear. --- [Verse 2] Like twin tornadoes they ripped towards the table... Probably expecting food...makin' a meal I feel I'm simply unable. I hid in the pantry...this time I hid quite well. But just like always them damn kids just followed the smell. They had me cornered, desperate, I began to weep. "Damn it boys what did I say about makin' me cry?!" "You know I'm a jumpy guy...luckily it's just shit but next time I may die!" They were hootin' and hollerin' about what had me scared. I whimpered...terror never spared...shakin' and sweatin' and unprepared. I guess it's time to do what I do best... Gonna show em I'm a bigger bitch than the rest... Shit hell...was there always this many people...this is lookin' rough... Twice as many pussy ass dudes... hopefully not pussy enough...competition is lookin' tough. I creep out to get a peep and about shit my spine... I shoulda known I'd see the one with fear bout as high as mine. The jitterin' bitch Jerry...how fuckin' dare he?! He hid all damn year yet I can't think of another more scary. Took my wife, took my best hidin' spots, but he ain't takin' my belt. And just as I imagined goin' toe to toe with him I got the worst anxiety ever felt... He maybe the embodiment of absolute Heebies. But with terror I dare say I'm bringin' a new level of Jeebies. --- [Chorus] It's been a full year since the last time I wore my belt. Horror has me by the balls over trauma I've been dealt. Nightmares I have felt. When it comes to pure terror my limit has no peak. Just wish The Terror Bowl could wait a week...damn I got a leak...fuckin' A now I reek! Somethings makin' me tremble...Oh now I'm afraid... I got those true cowardly jitters...the main ingredient in how Champs are made. Champions are said to be devoid of fear...not round here... We revolutionize we engineer advanced dread every spooky year...I think there is a roach in my ear... --- [Final Verse] Steppin' up ain't what you'd expect...not like a ring to get wrecked...instead we deflect. Our field is built for bitch ass guys with countless hiding spots to inspect. Once nestled in a whimper there...maybe me weepin' here... Maybe Jerry hidin' at home...out of bounds and disqualified like last year.... They release the fear enforcers the bane of a pussy ass dudes despair. Bees, babies, some grasshoppers over there...this year they even got a Chimp with no hair...that's no fair! My safe spot had a tiny hole to view what horrors lurk or where pussies hide. Everyone cried...A few pretend they died... that's a good one I've never tried. I don't know who won this year I had to get out of there quick. The way that pink fleshy chimp was smiling at me was makin' me sick...ick... Thought I'd get a jump start on hidin' before the boys get back and scare me... Went into my pantry and flicked my bic...Scared me worse than ever...well I guess I found Jerry... --- [Outro] I got terror... Terror Bowl I got terror... Terror Bowl I'm terrified... Terrified with pride at the Terror Bowl AHH....Holy shit I done scared myself...oof