BLACK FRIDAY ZYRO [Intro — Distorted Christmas Bells, Deep Spoken Voice] Ho, ho, ho… Nah. It’s more like— Go, go, GO! [Cash Register Sound — Massive 808 Drop] [Chorus — Aggressive, Catchy Chant] BLACK FRIDAY! Everybody going crazy! BLACK FRIDAY! Christmas getting shady! Red lights, green cash, black bags, big stacks, Santa got a wishlist— I got twenty fucking racks! BLACK FRIDAY! Run it up, don’t stop! BLACK FRIDAY! Whole damn city’s in shock! Jingle bells, big sales, midnight, no sleep, Everybody wants a present— Nobody wants it cheap! [Verse 1 — Fast, Sarcastic Rap] Six in the morning, got a line round the block, Everybody looking desperate for a half-price watch. Got a lady with a trolley trying to run through my shoes, And a dude in a Santa hat screaming at the news. They got fifty percent off something nobody needs, Everybody buying happiness with monthly fees. Got a plastic Christmas tree and a thousand-dollar phone, But they’re arguing in public ’cause the parking lot is full. [Flow Switch — Rapid-Fire] Swipe left, swipe right, buy now, goodnight, Big price, small print, fake deal, fistfight. Click-click, checkout, sold out, meltdown, Whole town running like the world’s about to shut down! [Pre-Chorus — Low, Mocking Voice] Deck the halls with credit cards, Fa-la-la, we’re falling hard. Santa’s laughing in the back— Guess who’s paying for the sack? [Chorus — Heavy Bass Drop] BLACK FRIDAY! Everybody going crazy! BLACK FRIDAY! Christmas getting shady! Red lights, green cash, black bags, big stacks, Santa got a wishlist— I got twenty fucking racks! BLACK FRIDAY! Run it up, don’t stop! BLACK FRIDAY! Whole damn city’s in shock! Jingle bells, big sales, midnight, no sleep, Everybody wants a present— Nobody wants it cheap! [Verse 2 — Ultra-Fast Technical Rap] I’m a seasonal criminal, cynical, critical, Watching all the shoppers getting physical, ridiculous. Limited edition, artificial competition, Got ’em fighting over boxes like a holiday religion! [Triplet Flow — Accelerating] Advertising, hypnotizing, prices rising, compromising, Everybody fantasizing ‘bout the things they’re financing. Got a hundred notifications, twenty-seven confirmations, Everybody celebrating their financial devastation! [Flow Switch — Deep, Aggressive] I got black boots, black coat, black gloves, black shades, Walking through the madness like I own the whole parade. No reindeer, no sleigh, no angel on my shoulder, Just a bag full of trouble and December getting colder. [Rapid-Fire] Cash back, gift wrap, price tag, quick snap, Big bag, bad mood, red bow, black trap. Snowfall, phone call, one more shopping mall, Merry fucking Christmas— Hope you bought it all! [Breakdown — Music-Box Melody, Spoken Voice] Breaking news. Santa has officially declared bankruptcy. [Silence] And Rudolph’s working overtime. [Explosive Sleigh Bell Drop] [Final Chorus — Maximum Energy] BLACK FRIDAY! Everybody going crazy! BLACK FRIDAY! Christmas getting shady! Red lights, green cash, black bags, big stacks, Santa got a wishlist— I got twenty fucking racks! BLACK FRIDAY! Run it up, don’t stop! BLACK FRIDAY! Whole damn city’s in shock! Jingle bells, big sales, midnight, no sleep, Everybody wants a present— Nobody wants it cheap! [Outro — Deep, Dry Spoken Voice] Merry Christmas. Keep the receipt. ZYRO. [Cash Register Ding — Hard Cut]
