Microwave Rodeo [Verse 1] The toaster won the lottery! The mailbox learned karate! Grandpa’s racing shopping carts With twenty rubber zombies! The ceiling wants a nickname! The carpet joined a band! Somebody gave the traffic cones A license to command! [Pre-Chorus] Don’t ask why! Don’t ask when! Do it wrong! Then do it again! [Chorus] Microwave rodeo! Everybody go! Spin around! Lose your shoes! Winning is the way you lose! Microwave rodeo! Turn it up too loud! Laugh until The neighbors call! Then invite them all! [Verse 2] The vacuum started gossiping! The blender grew a beard! Every squirrel downtown agreed Today’s officially weird! The stop sign wrote a novel! The sidewalk learned to skate! The vending machine promoted cheese To Secretary of State! [Bridge] Nobody’s driving! Nobody knows! Everything’s perfect! Nobody goes! [Final Chorus] Microwave rodeo! Raise another flag! Wear a couch! Comb your socks! Throw your calendar at the clocks! Microwave rodeo! Never slow it down! If it almost makes good sense… Turn the nonsense around!
