I gave you clear instructions, baby, step by step Held your hand through every moment, ain't nothing left But you looked at me, confused again Like I’m speakin’ Martian, my friend Oh Lord, grant me patience before I scream... --- It’s not quantum physics It’s just a coffee machine! Press the button that says “ON” And let the dang thing steam... --- **Do it like I showed you, idiot!** I’m tryna help, don’t throw a fit! You clicked the wrong thing — AGAIN, you did it! Oh my God, do it like I showed you, idiot! Look with your eyes, not with your mouth! **Do it like I showed you, idiot!** -- Okay, here we go — let’s slow it down Step one, don’t panic like a circus clown Step two, read the screen — that’s what it’s for Not to scroll your feed or slam the drawer Step three — no wait, never mind You’ve already unplugged it... I’m losing my mind! I’m not a saint, but I try to be Why is teaching you like babysitting three? --- It ain’t hard, I swear it ain’t But somehow you bend logic like a saint Even toddlers press the right thing first... I need a therapist or a nurse! --- **Do it like I showed you, idiot!** I said, just click it! That’s it! **How did you delete the whole exhibit?!** Every time I blink, you’ve wrecked the widget Please... just do it like I showed you, idiot! You gotta stop stressin’ me out like this! **Do it like I showed you, idiot!** --- I could lead a blind horse to the water Teach a fish to dance, raise a scholar But somehow, you… Make me question my degree Maybe I’m the fool for believin' in thee\~! --- Did you even TRY? The answer was LITERALLY on the screen. No, no, not the red button! Why would you— *sigh* I need hazard pay for this. --- **Do it like I showed you, idiot!** (For the last time, it’s not a skit!) **Why’d you rename the whole document “butt.zip”?!** I don’t know how much more I can commit... **Just do it like I showed you, idiot!** (Just breathe, just breathe...) **Do it like I showed you, idiot!** --- **Do it like I showed you, idiot!** (With feeling! With clarity!) **My instructions were a work of charity!** **You turned a printer into a war crime, admit it!** Oh Lord, do it like I showed you... **IDIOT!** --- I’m not mad... I’m just… disappointed... In your brain... So disjointed... You’re a good person, I believe it... But good grief — **Do it like I showed you... idiot.**
