🍻 "Stone Ale Revelry" – Dwarven Tavern Cheers x Barrel Beard Boogie (Mashup) b

[Verse 1] Oi, listen close, young sparks I was born in the rockface dark With a mug in me fist, axe on me back And a grin so mean it could crack a track I danced through caves with a busted boot Still kicked up dust when the goblins spooked Had a beard like rope and a nose like flint And a laugh that hit like a hammer print I said, "Keep up, lads, don't blink too long" 'Cause the old stone road goes bruisin' on When the ale runs hot and the hall gets loud I can two-step rude through a battle crowd [Pre-Chorus] Now watch me spin Watch me slide Old bones still quick With a youngling stride Hear that grin Hear that bark I teach with a twist And a spark in the dark [Chorus] Hey, hey, old dwarf spell Rock and roll, we ring that bell Hey, hey, old dwarf spell Laugh too hard and you live to tell (Old dwarf spell) (Old dwarf spell) [Verse 2] Met me first troll under a moon-pale slab I nicked his lunch and I skipped, not stabbed I told him, "Bruv, your snarl's all show" Then I moonwalked past with me boots in tow Found a gem in a queen's red vault Made the guards all cough when the floorboards jolted I tipped me cap and I bowed real neat Then I vanished quick with the prize tucked deep See these scars? They sing, they boast Every one of 'em won by a joke and toast I ain't no saint, I ain't no sage Just a wrecking laugh in a velvet cage [Pre-Chorus] Now watch me spin Watch me slide Old bones still quick With a youngling stride Hear that grin Hear that bark I teach with a twist And a spark in the dark [Chorus] Hey, hey, old dwarf spell Rock and roll, we ring that bell Hey, hey, old dwarf spell Laugh too hard and you live to tell (Old dwarf spell) (Old dwarf spell) [Bridge] Come 'round, little stone-hearts, gather near I'll hand you grit and I'll hand you cheer If the mountain bites, bite back twice If the world says "no," say "watch me" nice Now clap, now stomp, now swing that tune I learned my joy from the cave and rune And when the last drum hits me name I'll still be dancing, old and flame [Chorus] Hey, hey, old dwarf spell Rock and roll, we ring that bell Hey, hey, old dwarf spell Laugh too hard and you live to tell (Old dwarf spell) (Old dwarf spell)